1 punch of cup

haha..kat n me weren't drunk if mel n devil N of course devil'z dad r wndering!!LMFAO..
jst got bck home 4m anna'z 18th bday party!!OMG did i hve da crckst tym...n boi oh boi did v get up 2 dodgy fingz.v did dis striptease dance 4 anna,i endd up tyin her up 2 a chair den v put cream all over her,a g-strng on her head,matchin bra on her head as well..den v fed her strawberriez!!haha MAN am i dead coz im da 1 hu rubbd all da cream thru her hair n shvd da strawberriz in her hair!!LMFAO!!n every1 was tkin fotoz n videoz on their fonez 2 put up on bebo!!but anna'z wrdz r hauntin me ae,she was like REVENGE IS SWT sooo huz b'dayz nxt!!mite i mention dat itz mineeeeeee...ahhhhhhhhhh...im hidin out on my bday man..no party,no1z even gona c me dude!!!den v had a feed,n den da party reali strtd wen v all strtd dancin!!man was it crck coz tonez n me were bein dickz,dancin like cmplete spastic cases!!den i tld cafey dat v had da camera so v went outside n found a pole..v as in mel,kat,devil,cafey,dani n courtz!v were like all on da pole..but those guyz were like YO NEESH UR LIKE TOTALLY XPERINCED IN DIS AE???coz i was like hangin off da pole upside dwn haha..den v like posed on da side of buildingz on carz n stuff!!BUT IT GETZ WORSE..v were runnin dwn da road wen v all saw da round about!!!HAHAHA..it had heapz of bushez n stuff so v all jumpd in n strtd doin SOS video clip stylez.btw did i mention itz like 10.30pm,dark st n us actin like slutz in da bushz haha...den v run across da st 2 da pole dat has da GIVE AWY sign on it...so gain v all hop on da pole wen tonez jumpz in so v r like hoochin da pole n OMG guess hu pullz up???DEVILZ DAD..omg i was like shit!!fuk!!dam!!haha so v go bck inside grab our stuff n head off..in da car v r all takin randum picz.v pull in2 devilz rd n im like hw da hell did v get here??n katz like yea???n melz like dude r u drunk??n im like no i onli had 1 cup of punch...n katz like yeaaaaa she onli had one punch of cup!!LMFAO..dude i culdn't stp laughin..not da normal kinda laughin da kind i do wen im like high on a lot of stuff mixd 2getha!!n kat strtd crckin 2..den v realisd dat devilz dad must b finkin dude my daughtr is NEVER EVER HANGIN wif these gurlz gain!!!v all got out n crckd up inside melz car...hu den drpd me off home,not b4 i had tym 2 calm dwn n @least stand a chance of not bein jumpd by my rntz 4 bein totally l8..haha melz sndin me da picz nw..man oh man r dey gona b dodgy..fink devilz gona b movin housez n skoolz ae??haha dam man 2 dam funi!!crck crck crck crck!!LMFAO