nobdy mve i hve lost me brain

dom is werid..reali reali weird..but den gain v alrdy knw dat rite!she lykz green bananaz n pink icecream n wobbly jelly mkez her scream,she lyk spagetti n cocoa popz BUT fish n chips r da topz!!bahahaha
if u hvn't been able to tell dom n me is a lil high..jst a lil i is prmise!!v r sittin in da comp labz rite nw jst bein randum..v knw dat v wantd 2 do a blog post but v ddn't knw wat v wantd 2 tlk bout.well 2day..hmm..2day..da interstin fing bout 2day is..errrrr *turnz 2 dom n frantically searchz 4 answers*,***dom proceedz 2 laugh lyk an idiot n holdz out scribbled notez bout stickin forkz in da toaster*** i then,finally turnin away,realise no answers can b found dur..
comp nxt 2 us sayz wat do rabbits,pinecones and daises all hve in common????now isn't dat a very provokin thort..ne1 knw da answer 2 dat..btw datz off a math 109 paper,whch can b taken as a general ed *hu da fuk does dat...w8..datz rite dom bahahaha*
newyz 2day is da last 1st semster i shall ever have, petal here 2 report bck on uni lyf:
reporter petal askz uni petal:hw do u find uni?
uni petal:uni..i hve many mapz n find it easily..*reporter petal smackz uni petal over da head n demandz her 2 b srs* ***uni petal complainz bout her muishy head***
reporter:hw is da uni social lyf?
uni petal:i have no uni social lyf unless sittn outside da science centre (rain,hail or shine) countz?
reporter:hw r ur markz in uni?
uni petal:markz..hmm..topside down..or downside up..or briteside dwn..or dwnside up..depndin on hw u luk @ it..
reporter:has uni made u smarter?
uni petal:gain itz hw u luk @ it,either half full or half empty..so yea either way i fink im screwed coz i will b missin a half.
reporter:fankz so much 4 ur tym
uni petal:so itz tym 4 da free feed u promised me???

hahahaha as u can all tell i hve had quite a lot of sugar n caffine n hve offically lost my PEANUTZZZZZ hahaha..so yea..ima go nw b4 most of u get scared n stp bein my frnds..dom sayz bye n me is say "I'll be back nigganese"